Transcribe Me: Across the Mirror

This is what I do on a Saturday night. Recording myself so that I know how I sound. This upcoming audition is the most important for me. It means that if I don’t make it, I won’t be able to major in composition. Meaning that I will be very sad :’(This is what I do on a Saturday night. Recording myself so that I know how I sound. This upcoming audition is the most important for me. It means that if I don’t make it, I won’t be able to major in composition. Meaning that I will be very sad :’(

This is what I do on a Saturday night. Recording myself so that I know how I sound. This upcoming audition is the most important for me. It means that if I don’t make it, I won’t be able to major in composition. Meaning that I will be very sad :’(


I can’t be a vegan…

but I also can’t stand the preservatives in everything these days… Even if I was a vegan, I’d still want to know why the fuck my Cashews look like they are on steroids. 

See, where I come from, there would not be a reason to be vegan. If you wanted milk, you’d walk over to a friendly cow and milk it. If the cow feels threatened or tortured, it’d kick you in the face and you’d know it! That’s how my grandmother nearly died. If you wanted chicken, I’d punch you in the face cuz I love chickens! But If you really wanted chicken, I would give you the oldest one or the one that had less chances of living anyway. If you wanted fish, you would walk to the beach, got on a canoe, and fished for fish. If you wanted pork. You’d only get one a year and that time would be Christmas. But if you want pork, you’d have to eat every single part of it! Even the feet (which are the best). It is frowned upon to leave portions of a dead animal. The reason being is there are many poor people where I come from. So beggars can’t be choosers. If you’re poor and don’t want eggs for dinner. You’d die. That’s just how it was. 

Here, it’s like.. oh look food. Let me eat part of it and then throw it away like a rich bastard. Oh look, skim milk. How fucking fancy. Let me have an ocean of it and while you’re at it, let me have some grass and twigs! Cuz I love eating mother Earth’s pubes!!!

How bout we stop the preservatives, appreciate farms, stop throwing food away, stop animal cruelty, and make our “slaughter houses” more humane?  That way part of us don’t look fat and the other part of us don’t look like we just walked out of a concentration camp. Don’t get me wrong, vegans are cool, vegetarians are cool too. but I’m an omnivore and I believe in a middle. 

and that’s the end of my rant…


I’m gonna fucking punch my music theory professor in the face.

I made an 80 on the prequiz because I ran out of time and had to leave most of them blank because he spent the first 30 minutes of class flirting with some dumb bitch from across the auditorium. Now this dickbag still wants me to show up for his lesson on FUCKING WHOLE AND HALF STEPS!!! 

I’M GONNA FUCKING WHOLE STEP ON HIS FACE AND THEN SHOVE A HALF STEP UP HIS ASS!

I ALREADY KNOW THIS SHIT! I’M A FUCKING MUSICIAN… I’ll just show up and study better things like chord progressions and other shit that’s actually challenging to me…